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    <title>Kipling’s World of Wares &amp; Trinkets</title>
    <link>https://shop-kipling.bigcartel.com</link>
    <description>Welcome to the official Sergeant Kipling store. Home of original comics, limited-edition prints, shirts, stickers, trinkets, and potentially doodads.</description>
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      <g:title>Sticker — 'boy beer' 6-Pack Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;THIS HERE BE A &lt;strong&gt;boy beer sticker&lt;/strong&gt;! A STICKER MADE FOR ROAD PILOTS, PICAROONS AND PATRIOTS OF ALL KINDS AND CREEDS, BE THEY IMPAIRED OR OTHERWISE!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Product features&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and shine&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting placement on smooth, flat surfaces&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Printed with eco-solvent inks for bright, fade-resistant colors&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Quick, bubble-free application; available in white or transparent backing and four sizes&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Kiss-cut PNG-ready format; sourced blank from Japan (adult use)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Care instructions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>4.99 USD</g:price>
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      <g:id>120438108</g:id>
      <g:title>boy beer can cooler | LARP neon yellow can cooler, text design</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;This is a sleeve that will allow any canned beverage you insert to begin LARPing as a boy beer.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And now, for SEO slop:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A bright, playful can cooler crafted to keep drinks steady and colorful during laid-back hangouts. The slim, edge-to-edge print wraps a vivid yellow polyester exterior around a soft black foam liner, giving a firm, grippy feel that won’t slide on tables. Light in weight and quick-drying, this cooler slips over standard or slim cans to preserve chill while adding a cheeky, modern look to picnics, barbecues, or late-night porch sessions. Its crisp printing holds bold text and simple graphics with clean contrast that reads from across the table.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Product features&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Durable 100% polyester exterior with vibrant edge-to-edge printing&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Soft 100% foam interior for a stable, non-slip grip&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Available in Regular (3.5&amp;quot; x 4.3&amp;quot;) &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Lightweight and quick-drying construction&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- High-contrast yellow design with crisp, bright colors&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Care instructions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth &lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>7.99 USD</g:price>
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      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
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      <g:id>120438099</g:id>
      <g:title>Boy Beer Mug | 11oz Ceramic</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;After waking up and exiting the Crevice in the morning, there’s nothing I love more than sitting outside on the patio and enjoying a warm cup of joe in my boy beer coffee mug. The deep black finish reminds me of the pitch darkness, while the bright yellow reminds me of that light at the end of the tunnel. This contrast makes the colors pop and keeps the look minimal and modern. Hold the C-shaped handle and feel the sturdy weight as you take your first sip — whether it’s a slow pour-over at dawn or a late-night tea before you trek back into the Crevice to do it all over again. For people who appreciate intentional moments, this mug sits comfortably on a work desk, kitchen shelf, or bedside table and blends with monochrome and bold palettes alike. Available in one size for all occasions: a compact 11oz container for beverages of all kinds. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe, with bright, lasting print quality and a glossy surface that elevates simple daily routines.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Product features&lt;br&gt;- Available in 11oz size&lt;br&gt;- 100% glossy ceramic with vibrant color printing&lt;br&gt;- Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe&lt;br&gt;- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable hold&lt;br&gt;- Lead-, cadmium-, and BPA-compliant&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Care instructions&lt;br&gt;- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>12.99 USD</g:price>
      <g:link>https://shop-kipling.bigcartel.com/product/yellow-text-logo-black-mug-11oz-or-15oz-ceramic</g:link>
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      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
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      <g:title>THE DEAL - 8x10 rolled poster</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;This is “THE DEAL,” featuring the “DEALMAKER” of lore &amp;amp; legend — the iconic mascot of the Kipling brand. When you think of your favorite internet micro celebrity (me), you invariably think of THE DEAL.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I make this exact pose btw whenever someone gives me money.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Specs:&lt;br&gt;.: Two paper options - Semi-glossy and Matte&lt;br&gt;.: One-Size For All: 8x10”&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>7.56 USD</g:price>
      <g:link>https://shop-kipling.bigcartel.com/product/The-deal-poster</g:link>
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      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
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      <g:id>120438081</g:id>
      <g:title>Good Day For a Drive Graphic T-Shirt | Vintage Boy Beer Tee</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Are you a boy that drinks boy beer?&lt;/strong&gt; This is the shirt for you. This relaxed heavyweight tee is imbued with the spirit of an asphalt avenger — sun on the dashboard, a cold beer in hand, and the quiet confidence of someone headed out for a quick 100mph drive along the interstate to clear their head. The front print mixes bold, rounded typography with a warm, analog photo: muscular hands on a steering wheel, a delicious beverage in hand. It sits oversized and slightly dropped on the shoulders, so it layers easily over a long-sleeve or wears roomy on its own. Wear it on slow weekend drives, neighborhood meetups, or to your next AA meeting for some giggles and laughs.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Canonically the driver is piloting a Kia Soul.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Product features&lt;br&gt;- 100% USA cotton heavyweight (7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM) for a durable, smooth print surface&lt;br&gt;- Oversized relaxed fit with slight drop shoulder and sizes S–7XL available&lt;br&gt;- Reinforced construction: shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape, double-needle stitched hems and 1&amp;quot; stretch-proof collar&lt;br&gt;- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease and forward-thrusted shoulder seam for comfortable neck fit&lt;br&gt;- Heather and charcoal color blends include polyester: Heather Grey 90/10, Charcoal Grey 50/50&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Care instructions&lt;br&gt;- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)&lt;br&gt;- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed&lt;br&gt;- Tumble dry: no heat&lt;br&gt;- Do not iron&lt;br&gt;- Do not dryclean&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>26.48 USD</g:price>
      <g:link>https://shop-kipling.bigcartel.com/product/good-day-graphic-t-shirt-vintage-beer-bottle-drive-in-photo-tee</g:link>
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      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
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      <g:id>120438075</g:id>
      <g:title>boy beer t-shirt | minimalist text tee</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;This is a shirt that says &lt;strong&gt;boy beer&lt;/strong&gt; on it. You can get it in yellow or white even.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Product features&lt;br&gt;- 100% USA cotton body (blends for select colors) — midweight 6 oz./yd² for durable comfort&lt;br&gt;- Classic, relaxed fit with forward-shoulder seam for improved neck comfort&lt;br&gt;- Seamless 7/8&amp;quot; collar and shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape for durability&lt;br&gt;- 1&amp;quot; double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hems; quarter-turned to remove center crease&lt;br&gt;- Tear-away label for easy rebranding and comfortable wear&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Care instructions&lt;br&gt;- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)&lt;br&gt;- Do not bleach&lt;br&gt;- Do not tumble dry&lt;br&gt;- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print&lt;br&gt;- Do not dryclean&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>24.22 USD</g:price>
      <g:link>https://shop-kipling.bigcartel.com/product/boy-beer-t-shirt-minimalist-text-tee</g:link>
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      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
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      <g:id>120438063</g:id>
      <g:title>Day One’s Poster | Large Kipling Wall Art</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This one’s for my day one’s.&lt;/strong&gt; This is a large, detailed piece of art I made in 2022. I had a single print made, and it sold at an art gallery in California. Now you can have it for yourself! The title of the work is ‘Virtus et Sapientia’, and it was inspired by Thomas Cole’s ‘Course of Empire’ paintings. You can see on the peripheral of the central artwork that there is a narrative polyptych about power and revolt, accompanied by some infamous slogans of history. This is a fun piece and was a real labor of love! If you’re a Day 1 Kipling follower, this ones for you — and if you’re in my hometown, dm me and I will happily sign it when it arrives.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Product features:&lt;br&gt;- 18x24”, 600 DPI design&lt;br&gt;- Gallery-grade 220 gsm acid-free paper for durable, archival prints&lt;br&gt;- Giclée print quality using REACH-certified inks for rich, lasting color&lt;br&gt;- Smooth matte finish that reduces glare and enhances detail&lt;br&gt;- Available in multiple sizes and orientations: horizontal, vertical, and square&lt;br&gt;- Materials sourced responsibly — EUTR-compliant woodstock; blank product from the United Kingdom&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Care instructions&lt;br&gt;- If the poster does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;PLEASE NOTE: This is just the poster, it does not come in a frame.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>43.99 USD</g:price>
      <g:link>https://shop-kipling.bigcartel.com/product/Day-ones-poster-kipling-art</g:link>
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      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
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      <g:id>120438048</g:id>
      <g:title>OBAMO’S - Adult Staple Tee</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The perfect way to start your day&lt;/strong&gt;. Obamo’s are the flagship consumer good in the Schmimby’s portfolio of well-known and widely-loved breakfast products. Most merchandise created by artists online is printed on the cheapest blanks possible, from Gildan to Bella+Canvas. This design, however, is printed on an AS Colour 5001 blank - a personal favorite of mine in terms of quality, feel, and price. It comes in a regular fit with a fitted crew neck, and is made of mid-weight 100% combed cotton. This shirt is built to last with solid construction, including a ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder to shoulder tape, and double-needle hems. It is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Specs:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;.: Regular fit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;.: Tear away label&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;.: Runs true to size&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>33.99 USD</g:price>
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      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
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